The Pervy Bed

This started off as something classy. Then the anatomy and perspective of it shot me in the face, so it turned silly.

Garrus: Shepard. Your bed.
Shepard: Yeah?
Garrus: It's fucked up
Shepard: Hell yeah it is.

And then some sex happens or something, because the bed demands it.

I'M SORRY. This is why I didn't go to art school.